Since y'all (see I'm catching on to this southern-speak!) were so helpful with the sink stink (well, technically, nothing you suggested helped, but I suppose it was sort of a trick question in the end), and since we all know I'm on a roll if I sweep the floor once a week making me a sure contender for the Worst Housekeeper in America Award, I have a couple more "issues" for you to solve.

Issue #1: Streaking. Well, I actually have two problems that fall into this category--naked children running amok in the house and the real problem--but we're only going to attempt to solve one of these. What do y'all use to clean your laminate floors? Everything I've tried (Swiffer Wet and Simple Green Naturals Floor Care) have left streaks all over my beautiful flooring. Actually, I love the Simple Green for the kitchen floor, but laminate is a problem. Any helpful suggestions?

Issue #2: Sticky, grimy wood chairs. We've had our dinette set for 8 years, and Aaron bought it used probably a year before we were married. The problem is that the tops of the backs--ya know, where you grab them to pull them out--are NaaaasTY! And, now, with the kids not using boosters, some of the seats are getting awfully grimy too. I tried to clean them up a couple of years ago with Murphy's Oil Soap, but I wound up taking off the finish with the grime, so I stopped. A told me later that they are finished with wax. This means that Murphy's and just about everything else on the market is inappropriate. I HAVE to get these clean. Typical to my household management style, it's a crisis and must be dealt with now! Please help!

I'm counting on you, Ladies. Don't let this beautiful new-to-me home endure these blemishes any longer. I may even come up with a reward for the best solution(s). Heeeeeelp!